i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm jealous of your bromance
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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