I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
