Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
