you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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