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Im on beer infinity
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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