Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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