She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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