we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
be right there i have to get my cape
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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