Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
and she was petting her beer can
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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