Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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