'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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