Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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