Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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