brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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