i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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