i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Randomize
