Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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