We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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