Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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