Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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