We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
