do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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