where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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