clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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