Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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