i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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