she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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