What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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