What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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