I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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