Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Sorry about my life...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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