uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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