Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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