In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We don't watch enough power rangers
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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