just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
God gave him joint rollers for hands
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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