i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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