Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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