I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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