My sheets look like a crime scene.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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