im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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