After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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