Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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