I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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