I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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