Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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