So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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