i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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