Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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