Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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