so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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