so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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