Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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