it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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