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why didn't you poke me back
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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