just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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