ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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