Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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