You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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